Body Launderer
Tracked across real Commander games played through TurnZero HQ.
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What it does
Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives.
When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Combos with Body Launderer
Lines this card is part of — what it needs alongside it, and what the two of them do. An infinite result is the one that moves a deck's bracket.
- Slimefoot and Squee Phyrexian Altar Infinite
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite looting
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite death triggers
- Near-infinite creature ETB
- Near-infinite creature LTB
- Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
- Saffi Eriksdotter Viscera Seer Infinite
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite creature ETB
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite looting
- Near-infinite creature LTB
- Near-infinite death triggers
- Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
- Sister Hospitaller Viscera Seer Infinite
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite lifegain
- Near-infinite lifegain triggers
- Near-infinite creature ETB
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite looting
- Near-infinite creature LTB
- Near-infinite death triggers
- Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
- Karmic Guide Viscera Seer Infinite
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite creature ETB
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite looting
- Near-infinite creature LTB
- Near-infinite death triggers
- Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
- Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker Ashnod's Altar Infinite
- Infinite draw triggers
- Infinite self-discard triggers
- Near-infinite colorless mana
- Near-infinite creature ETB
- Near-infinite creature LTB
- Near-infinite creature sacrifice triggers
- Near-infinite death triggers
Showing the 5 shortest and most explosive. This card appears in more than these — follow any of them through to Commander Spellbook to browse the rest.
Combo data from Commander Spellbook, the community-maintained database of Magic combos. Mirrored nightly.
Rulings
4 official rulings, in the order Wizards published them.
- 2022-04-29
Once an ability that causes a creature to connive begins to resolve, no player may take any other actions until it's done. Notably, opponents can't try to remove the conniving creature after you discard a nonland card but before it receives a counter.
- 2022-04-29
If no card is discarded, most likely because that player's hand is empty and an effect says they can't draw cards, the conniving creature does not receive a +1/+1 counter.
- 2022-04-29
If a resolving spell or ability instructs a specific creature to connive but that creature has left the battlefield, the creature still connives. If you discard a nonland card this way, you won't put a +1/+1 counter on anything. Abilities that trigger “when [that creature] connives” will trigger.
- 2022-04-29
Use Body Launderer's power as it last existed on the battlefield to determine legal targets for its last ability.
Rulings are Wizards of the Coast's own, mirrored from Scryfall and refreshed nightly.
In the 99
Every deck whose current list includes Body Launderer, whatever its commander.
Most played under
| Commander | Decks | Games | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Syr Konrad, the Grim | 1 | 3 | — |
Colors it shows up in
- Mono-Black 1 deck
Every version of Body Launderer
4 printings, newest first. Prices are the market figures Scryfall publishes, refreshed nightly — a printing with no figure shows a dash rather than a zero, because Scryfall genuinely publishes none for some of them.

Extended Art
- Normal
- $1.91
- Foil
- $2.04

- Normal
- $1.46
- Foil
- $1.52

Promo
Streets of New Capenna Promos
- Normal
- $4.54
- Foil
- $0.91

Promo
Streets of New Capenna Promos
- Foil
- $1.16
Prices from Scryfall, which tracks the TCGplayer and Cardmarket markets. They move daily and are a guide rather than a quote. Search TCGplayer for Body Launderer — a name search across every version, for the printings TCGplayer publishes no direct link to.
Aggregated from Commander games tracked in TurnZero HQ. Every figure counts decks and games only — no individual deck list, player or playgroup is identified. Win rates are withheld below 5 completed games, where the sample is too small to mean anything.