Everything Pizza
Tracked across real Commander games played through TurnZero HQ.
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What it does
When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
Rulings
4 official rulings, in the order Wizards published them.
- 2026-01-27
Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
- 2026-01-27
If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.
- 2026-01-27
Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
- 2026-01-27
Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
Rulings are Wizards of the Coast's own, mirrored from Scryfall and refreshed nightly.
In the 99
Every deck whose current list includes Everything Pizza, whatever its commander.
Most played under
| Commander | Decks | Games | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|
| Heroes in a Half Shell | 3 | 0 | — |
| Ramos, Dragon Engine | 1 | 0 | — |
Colors it shows up in
- Five-Color 4 decks
Every version of Everything Pizza
1 printing, newest first. Prices are the market figures Scryfall publishes, refreshed nightly — a printing with no figure shows a dash rather than a zero, because Scryfall genuinely publishes none for some of them.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Normal
- $0.22
- Foil
- $0.24
Prices from Scryfall, which tracks the TCGplayer and Cardmarket markets. They move daily and are a guide rather than a quote. Search TCGplayer for Everything Pizza — a name search across every version, for the printings TCGplayer publishes no direct link to.
Aggregated from Commander games tracked in TurnZero HQ. Every figure counts decks and games only — no individual deck list, player or playgroup is identified. Win rates are withheld below 5 completed games, where the sample is too small to mean anything.
