The Meathook Massacre card art

The Meathook Massacre

Legendary Enchantment MV 2

Tracked across real Commander games played through TurnZero HQ.

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What it does

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Combos with The Meathook Massacre

Lines this card is part of — what it needs alongside it, and what the two of them do. An infinite result is the one that moves a deck's bracket.

Combo data from Commander Spellbook, the community-maintained database of Magic combos. Mirrored nightly.

Rulings

One official ruling, as Wizards published it.

  • 2021-09-24

    If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.

Rulings are Wizards of the Coast's own, mirrored from Scryfall and refreshed nightly.

In the 99

Every deck whose current list includes The Meathook Massacre, whatever its commander.

Decks running it 7
Games played 0
Win rate — Fewer than 5 completed games — not enough to publish a rate yet.
Confirmed on board 0 Games where a board photo caught it actually in play.

Most played under

Commander Decks Games Win rate
Aphelia, Viper Whisperer 1 0 —
Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel 1 0 —
Valgavoth, Harrower of Souls 1 0 —
Zoraline, Cosmos Caller 1 0 —

Colors it shows up in

  • Mono-Black 1 deck
  • Golgari 1 deck
  • Rakdos 1 deck
  • Orzhov 1 deck

Every version of The Meathook Massacre

9 printings, newest first. Prices are the market figures Scryfall publishes, refreshed nightly — a printing with no figure shows a dash rather than a zero, because Scryfall genuinely publishes none for some of them.

Prices from Scryfall, which tracks the TCGplayer and Cardmarket markets. They move daily and are a guide rather than a quote. Search TCGplayer for The Meathook Massacre — a name search across every version, for the printings TCGplayer publishes no direct link to.

Aggregated from Commander games tracked in TurnZero HQ. Every figure counts decks and games only — no individual deck list, player or playgroup is identified. Win rates are withheld below 5 completed games, where the sample is too small to mean anything.